hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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