ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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