You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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