what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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