Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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