i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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