Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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