U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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