So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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