benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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