I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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