Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just google imaged poop.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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