your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
dude. I can hear the air.
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