ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm always down for nudity.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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