that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
is wine microwaveable?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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