So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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