we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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