I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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