thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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