it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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