Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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