I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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