Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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