READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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