have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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