Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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