I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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