i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize