i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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