Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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