I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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