I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's just like the Real World with babies
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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