im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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