I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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