The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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