I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
