Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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