i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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