Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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