I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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