I'm going to jail i love you
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Randomize
