Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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