pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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