I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
