She is in my trunk
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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