Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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