after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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