The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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