What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Randomize
