your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
