Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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