Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize
