Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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