She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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