That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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