I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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